Monday, November 28, 2016

Dec 4th Ironman Tracking Details

Calling all insomniacs!  In case you'd rather track my race on Dec 3rd-4th than sleep, here's how to do it:

We'll be in Western Australia, 13 hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time.  The mass swim start (all 2000 people at once) kicks off at 7:00AM which is 6:00PM EST on DEC 3rd.

There are 2 ways to track me.  The first is via computer only (no mobile option) and the second is the mobile app option which is super easy but costs $0.99.

First Option

1. Go to the athlete tracker site:
http://ap.ironman.com/triathlon/coverage/athlete-tracker.aspx
*Nothing will be loaded on the site until the actual race starts. 

2. On the very top, there will be a red bar with race options listed in white.  Click on "Western Australia" and then select the "Western Australia 140.6" option (as the half ironman, 70.3, will be happening at the same time).

3. If it is not already selected, go to "Athlete Tracker" on the page.

4. Then simply type in my last name or bib # ,which is 763, and my race info should populate.

Second Option

1. Download the mobile app, IronTrac and search for me by selecting the distance (140.6) and year (2016) and then select the race, "Western Australia." 

2. Then you can add me to your "watch list" by searching by my name or bib #, which is 763.

The third option, of course, is to just harass Nate via text or email! This Thursday (Dec 1st), we fly to Perth in the morning and then will drive 2 hours south to Busselton, where the race will be held.  The next 1.5 days will be filled with race prep, check ins, lots of eating and buying of race gear, and those silly little things like having the local bike shop build my bike back up.  (There is no option for shipping your bike on a truck like in the US here, so my bike will be in about 8 pieces in an air travel bag this time!)  On the upside, the Busselton bike shop that will reassemble my bike is not just a bike stop, but also an espresso bar that gets 4 stars on TripAdvisor!  Following race day, we will have 1 extra day to explore the Margaret River region, which is supposed to be some pristine wilderness combined with world class wineries...just a little extra motivation to push through the race!


An image of the Busselton Jetty, which conveniently goes out into the sea 1.2 miles, so the swim goes out to the end, around it, and back on the other side.
*Photo credit - Be Active Busselton Jetty Swim page on HomeAway.com.au


Tuesday, November 22, 2016

New Zealand Top 10

My blog posts are running about two months behind, but hopefully the stories start to warm you up as we go from spring to summer down under!  In mid-September we ventured to the south island of New Zealand and all three of us had a blast.  We really lucked out as early spring weather there could have gone any way, but it was warm and sunny the entire time. In fact, the rain forest had a drought for 8 days - bad for the rain forest, but great for us!  As a summary of our time there, below is a Top 10 list:

10.  MAJOR CAR BEHAVIOR IMPROVEMENT (not Nate...)
Many of you know that our child has been awful in the car since birth. She screamed the whole way home from the hospital at 24 hours old and continued to scream in the car for most of the next 16 months.  We haven't let this stop us from doing things, but it certainly made us want to wear ear plugs every time we drove more than 10 minutes!  Our NZ trip included a flight, long train ride, and then 2-3 hours of driving a day.  We were a bit nervous about this going in, but all of the sudden, something clicked and Isla realized that the car could take her amazing places!  She was ecstatic the entire trip and only got a bit freaked when this cheeky kea tried to peck its way into the car.

9.  HOKEY POKEY
Along the glacier hike, (see #5 below) the guide was making conversation with a few of us and mentioned that his all time favorite ice cream flavor was called "hokey pokey."  Being a pretty big ice cream fan, I asked him what exactly this meant.  He told me that is was a vanilla base with caramel swirls and honeycomb crispy bits in it and that is was a "New Zealand tradition."  OMG.  I couldn't wait to get the heck off the glacier that is melting at a rapid pace and may be gone in 20 years so that I could try this piece of culinary genius!  I then made a bit of a fool of myself when he added, "Ashley...just make sure you don't skimp when you get this ice cream. Get Tip Top," to which I replied, "Oh don't worry, I always dip my cones in chocolate!"  He stared at me for a minute and then informed me that Tip Top was a brand of ice cream and not the "choc top" I was referring to that McDonalds regularly serves in Australia.  Oops.  I got hokey pokey ice cream twice that week and a couple times since returning home.  It is quite special!  Thank you, glacier guide, George!



8. REALIZING WE ARE TOO OLD FOR BEER GARDENS IN WANAKA
Wanaka is a much more chill, quieter version of Queenstown, but both are jam packed with adrenaline junkies who jump out of planes, off cliffs, bike/ski/snowboard down mountains, and just about any other crazy sport you could think up.  We rolled into our bed and breakfast in Wanaka and started looking for a place for dinner.  It was a beautiful evening so we opted for the place with the best outside seating and view of the lake that looked to have great beer on tap.  As we settled in and were told, "sorry mates, no high chairs here!" we looked around at the crowd and realized Nate should have probably ridden a skateboard in and had a longer than work-appropriate beard, and I should have been in a romper with the bottom of my ass cheeks out if we were actually going to fit in.  We actually watched one guy skateboard in on his non-broken leg while the fully casted other leg dangled and he used his crutches to help push him along.  The food and beers we ordered were delicious and we definitely enjoyed the people watching!  Mostly, we just glanced up at each other and decided we were unfortunately getting old.  Following Wanaka, we went searching for elves and fairies while driving on this road...



7. SEAL ABOARD!
We did an overnight boat trip on the Milford Sound.  I understand this place is usually swarming with tourists and tons of boats, but since we went out on the first overnight sail of the season and no other tours had started operating yet, we had the entire, pristine fiord to ourselves (along with 50ish other boat guests).  I guess the wildlife had not yet adjusted to boats being all around for the season yet and assumed the boat was just a big rock - after eating dinner, we looked down onto the stern of the boat to see that a seal had hopped aboard and decided to hang out for a while.  Isla still talks about this - quite a defining moment in her toddlerhood so far!



6. LAKES AS MIRRORS & SUSPENSION BRIDGES
That description says it all!  With so many crystal clear lakes and so many snow-capped peaks, it wasn't very hard to just look down into some water and see a mirror image of the surrounding mountains.  And as if seeing this from a walking path wasn't enough, some of the neatest mountains and waterways are easily viewed from suspension bridges.  I had always just assumed there was some photo-shopped amazing suspension bridge cropped just right in all the New Zealand brochures, but heaps of them really do exist!  Isla loved the crap out of everything we did, but among her favorite experiences was throwing rocks into water from "up high."  We threw rocks for hours every day.  And what's more fun than throwing rocks from land?  You guessed it - throwing rocks from bridges! 


5. HELICOPTERS & CRAMPONS
We knew going into making a reservation for a heli-hike on the glacier, you have about a 50/50 shot of your trip actually going as the weather changes so rapidly.  We booked far ahead that I would do the trip of our first day in Franz Josef and Nate would go the second day.  My trip went. Sadly, Nate's did not.  But it's just another reason to go back to NZ again now!  The trip is very cool - helicopter ride up to the glacier and you actually land on the ice.  You hop out, strap on your crampons and hike through some crazy ice formations.  When the hike is over, you helicopter back to the a little rainforest landing pad (and if you are me, frantically start scouring town for Tip Top Hokey Pokey ice cream!)



4. A ROOM ON A BOAT MADE FOR HOBBITS
I mentioned our boat ride, complete with wildlife aboard.  The boat gets 2 highlights within the top 10 as it was just such a neat experience.  We had a water-view cabin and everything in it was just...precious. Teeny sink, teeny shower, teeny beds.  Isla thought the room was made for her.  We all slept soundly aboard the Milford Mariner!



3. TRANZ-ALPINE BUBBLES AND KISSES
The first leg of our journey was taking the TranzAlpine train from Christchurch over to Greymouth (on the west coast).  It's a 5 hour train ride with lots of "Lord of the Rings" views.  The train departs at 9am, so naturally, the bar opens at 9:30am. People take the food car and bar pretty seriously on their holidays and it is most economical to buy bottles of wine and sparkling.  This ride is ranked one of the top train rides in the world and it did not disappoint.  There is a "viewing car" in the very front of the train that you can walk up to anytime and it has no windows, but rather is completely open so you have unobstructed views. We walked up and down a lot and noticed one crowd of very enthusiastic individuals all dressed up in costumes and fully taking advantage of the train bar. As we got off the train and were walking over to our rental car, all the women in this group ran over to say goodbye to us (well, at least to the cutest one of the 3 of us...).  They chatted for a few minutes and then all proceeded to kiss Isla goodbye.  She was covered in lipstick and a bit confused, but we just went with it.



2. EATING A LOCAL DELICACY...JUST DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYE!
I read about whitebait prior to leaving for our trip and had earmarked the page in the book that described a hut called "Curly's" where you are supposed to stop for a whitebait patty.  Given that it was a patty, I was thinking this would be similar to a salmon burger...wrong!  Whitebait look like tiny little white worms with 2 big black eyes.  In the middle of beautiful nowhere, we spotted the spray-painted sign for Curly's and pulled into a dirt drive that took us down a long hill, past the cow that looked more like Mufasa from the Lion King than a cow and then past a chained dog that, surprisingly, also looked just like Mufasa.  We found the wooden hut and waited for someone to come out.  A hugely tall and very friendly guy stepped into the hut and asked us "how many?"  We got one patty to split and then we saw it - a bucket full of these tiny creatures mixed with a little bit of egg.  He fried up the patty and put it on one slice of white buttered bread.  I promptly asked if he could give me one more slice of bread to cover the patty as I was struggling with them looking at me.  "No, no, no, "he said, "that would ruin the flavor!  Just go ahead and try it."  It was surprisingly decent, but I had look away as I ate it. Nate ordered another patty as a side at dinner later on that night.



1. SUMMITING MOUNTAINS WHILE NAPPING
One of us took an amazing nap. The other two of us got an amazing arm workout.




Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Distressed

We are really excited to be hosting a lot of visitors this coming summer, starting in a week.  In full transparency, I must admit however, that I've found since starting my "at home mom" gig when we moved here, I've confirmed what I already suspected - I hate cleaning.  A lot.  I apologize in advance to our upcoming guests about this.  I can always find something better to do than clean. 

A few weeks ago, Nate, Isla and I were having one of our family tooth brushing sessions in our bathroom and Nate and I peered into our shower and agreed that it could really use a thorough scrubbing.  I thought about this while Isla napped for the next 2 days and then decided to just do something super similar instead:  I bought an antique desk and started refinishing it (equally as productive, as least).  Like most new activities, I approached refinishing a piece of furniture naively...I mean, how hard could it be?  You know what?  It's hard!  And I have no idea what I'm doing.  I don't even know if the right word is refinish...or refurbish? Or maybe re-vamp?  In any case, as the kind man at the paint store informed me, "It's a very simple process of painting 2-3 coats of paint, then distressing, then waxing it."  So far, the only thing distressed is me!  This project was intended to be my "break" from triathlon training, yet I had an epiphany this afternoon while painting the 3rd coat on - perhaps I should have cleaned the shower. 

Here's he progress so far:


On the upside, once we have a desk in the house, my 33 year old husband can finally take is international business phone calls from home while sitting at a desk rather than laying on the floor on the phone as if he were a 10 year old deeply engrossed in his batman coloring book.  He always looks so precious and child-like doing this, but then tries to stand up after an hour and inevitably twists something in this back and reminds me that getting older really sucks.

On the downside, between this activity, training, my very energetic one year old, and Nate traveling a ton, I'm a bit behind on blog posts!  Not to worry. Upcoming posts will include:

- The New Zealand Top 10
- Qantas is my Everything

And whatever else I think up while swimming.  Other major Aussie happenings include Cup Day preparations!  Cup Day is like the Kentucky Derby of Australia and they've really done it right here.  The festival lasts an entire week with a special name and theme for each day of horse racing, and for the big day of racing, Tuesday (Cup Day), it is actually a national holiday and everyone is off work.  The Cup Day fashion theme is "colour" and we will be heading to the track for it!  It seems the entire city of Melbourne gears up for the celebration of Cup Day - billboards on the highway, specials at every restaurant, and every store has a line of fascinators in the window.  If the actual day is half as fun as the preparation for it, we are in for a treat!

This is unrelated, but, in closing, here's another great coffee sign that caught my eye yesterday:


Thursday, October 13, 2016

Reef Rap


I've written this blog as a rap song, so drop your own beat and read away!  Or for a lighter read, I suppose you could call this a"poem."

It was August 5th and we couldn't believe
it was time to head on our trip to the Great Barrier Reef

Isla dressed up for the plane in style
Checked herself out in the mirror for a while


We arrived in Cairns at night
Got screwed out of our SUV by Hertz and put up a good fight
Drove to Port Douglas and got there real late
Happy to find our hotel looked great

A balcony Jacuzzi made our room real nice
Our kid did everything in there - played, bathed, even ate take-out fried rice



The first morning, walked to the beach to find
The wildlife in Queensland is no joke - just check out the signs


(*Note, I love that the sign has to read "marine stings," indicating that any number of animals may aggressively sting you...best to sum it up by "marine stings."  Holy crap. Okay, got it...Wait, where is my child?!)

Day 2 in Port Douglas and going out on our boat
Headed to the reef and anchoring at a small platform that floats
An average day there at sea is quite rough
So many people were puking...we didn't...we are tough

I thought all Isla's clothes were cute
Until I saw her in the best outfit yet - a baby wetsuit!


Saw so much marine life under the sea
Including a massive fish that kept trying to cuddle me


We spent the next day exploring around
And came across a beautiful playground

This park looked like something out of a dream...until wait...
"What the heck?!" Nate screamed
Upon closer inspection, the most beautiful park we've ever seen
was not without animals that would quickly tear out your spleen (and you know, other organs.) 



The peaceful oasis contained another warning sign - this one about the crocs
That could jump out of the water quickly onto the rocks

With Queensland animals, no place is entirely safe we reckoned
So we watched carefully, avoided murky water, and were ready to run at any second

All in all, a successful trip - good wildlife, good times and tasty grub
No injuries to report, just multiple toddler poops in the outdoor tub












Saturday, September 10, 2016

Taylor Swift Nailed It


A lot of people have been asking how Ironman training is going.  I'm in week 10 of 21 and it is progressing well overall.  The weather is starting to improve as Spring rolls in and I am just starting to think ahead to the actual race on Dec 4 as I can now envision warmth and sunshine again! (Plus, airfare, car, and hotel are all now booked!)

I think my general feelings while training, especially during those long bike rides, can best be captured by the lyrics of TayTay's song, "22:" 

"We're happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time. It's miserable and magical, yeah yeah..."  

Yup, she nailed it. That's exactly how I feel!  The only part she really left out is starving.  I am starving. All. The. Time.  Luckily, I am married to someone familiar with all of this, so he's not entirely surprised when we're chatting over dinner and I say things like, "Hey babe, did you know that at the KFC on North Road you can get 24 chicken nuggets for only $10?" Or when I text him a photo from the freezer section at the grocery store with the words, "OMG, did you know they made these?!"  The latest freezer section photo was of honeycomb and chocolate ice cream sandwiches. (Yes, they were as amazing as they sound and I am going to get more as soon as Isla wakes up from her nap!)

The swimming and the running is very enjoyable to me, actually, and neither really ever lasts that long (all put in perspective of training for a 140 mile race, I guess).  There have been quite a few swims with cold pouring rain on my back and several uncomfortable runs, but what challenges me most is the biking as I'm continually reminded: (1) Everyone else seems to be faster than me out on Beach Road where I train (Seriously, I refer to my Sunday rides as the "Sunday Morning Humble" as I get passed ferociously by far superior cyclists and massive pelotons) and (2) Melbourne Bayside may be the windiest place on earth! It is somewhat frequent that the weather changes quickly and the wind is actually going against you in both directions - I'm not even exaggerating!  I was talking to a local bike shop owner about this phenomenon last week and he told me there was this one time, 5 years ago, that the weather changed and the wind was WITH him in both directions and it was such an amazing day he'll never forget.  Ha!  I guess I haven't lived here long enough to capture one of these rare days!   I will do a 45 mile ride this week and need to work up to the longest ride at 100 miles, which is currently slated for my birthday.  I certainly won't be feeling 22 like my girl, Taylor, but I may act like it afterward with some celebratory eating and drinking!  All joking aside, I'm pretty stoked about doing this again at all and to get to do it in a place like Western Australia is still mind blowing (and slightly terrifying) to me.  As soon as my training ends, Nate's will begin and we'll switch roles for 5 months while he feels miserable and magical at the same time!  

Isla has certainly been learning about working out a lot from this experience.  She knows "the wheels on the bus" song well and applies it to my bike when I ride, yelling that the wheels go "round and round."  She also shocked me as we were getting off a plane a couple weeks ago (went to the Great Barrier Reef which was incredible, but more on that later) as she ran all the way up the jet bridge into the terminal and then immediately stopped for some exuberant stretching which lasted quite a while. I can only hope she is mostly learning these elements of a healthy lifestyle and not so much about downing an entire box of chocolate chip cookies in 5 minutes. The below photo is a pretty regular occurrence at our house. I'm on the bike trainer and Isla has decided to do a few push ups in between dancing behind me. 


On an only slightly related note, while my biking may not be the fastest, apparently our driving is too fast - both Nate and I learned the hard way that there are speed and light cameras everywhere as the tickets with hefty fines started appearing in the mail a month or so ago.  $700 later, Nate learned you can't exceed 63 km/hr on the road just around the corner from our house, and I learned you can't turn left on red. (I know, this sounds bad, but it is like going right on red in the US when no cars are coming!)  I stand by my action and think going left on red is perfectly fine. The only problem is the state of Victoria disagrees, so I won't be doing this anymore.  We don't think there are any more fines coming in, but they are about 2 months delayed so I hold my breath every time I get the mail.

We have continued to figure out these little things along the way, but Aussie slang sometimes still catches me off guard.  I was texting with my hair guy trying to schedule an appointment this week (you text/call your stylist directly here as opposed to calling a salon). Anyway, he texted me that he was sorry for the delay in responding but he "got a bit crook" this week.  Hmm, this didn't sound good so I wanted to be sure to respond with the appropriate amount of sympathy. This is tough when you aren't sure whether someone got robbed or got sick.  I later confirmed with a friend (after googling a bit) that it does indeed mean sick.  No shortage of continuous learning here! 

Sunday, September 4, 2016

BYO...What?


Around the area we live, BYO is primarily used for 2 things.  The first, you may have already guessed, is for alcohol (as in, "Uh yes, it's my turn to BYO the sauv blanc to the park while our kids play together today.")  The other is actually "BYO Baby" to events, which makes it possible to do stuff that normally parents just can't do with their kids.  My favorite BYO Baby option is at the movie theater.  Two of our local theaters have one movie a week during the day where admission is half price for adults and you can bring a baby up to 2 years old.  The online description actually reads, "Kicking, screaming and breastfeeding are encouraged."  If you don't have kids, I'll admit this sounds like a godawful way to spend an afternoon, but if you have a baby, this is really awesome.  I've taken Isla at least once a month for the last 6 months. 

At first, when she was younger, she just danced in the seat and ate her box of raisins and then fell asleep.  Then she discovered she could crawl up and down all those stairs!  She'd climb to the very top of the stairs next to the film screening box and sit as high up as she could.  Every time this one male employee would enter the dark theater and come up the stairs, Isla would squint through the darkness, see a male figure, and yell, "DAD?!"  (Would you believe it wasn't him, even once?!  Toddlers are hilarious).  Now, Isla is approaching 16 months and I need to pay slightly closer attention to the movie choices.  We played a lot of peek-a-boo during shooting scenes in Jason Bourne recently so her eyes would be covered, for example. I am definitely out of the Hollywood gossip loop without seeing US Weekly Magazines on a regular basis in grocery stores, so I actually went into Jason Bourne assuming it was all about that other actor (the one from Jarhead and The Avengers who that last Bourne movie was about) so in the opening scene, as soon as I realized that was not the case, I yelled excitedly at Isla, "That's MATT DAMON!"  She giggled and we high-fived.  Eventually she fell asleep and I held her ears against me with one hand while consuming my other BYO item discretely with the other. 

Perhaps the most hilarious scene at the theater was at the BYO Baby screening of Bad Moms last week. The theater was absolutely packed ("chockers," in aussie-speak) and it was at one of the hipster theaters nearby - you know, the ones who write all the show times on brown paper with a marker just to make a statement even though using a damn Light Bright would be one step higher technologically?  The other crucial element of a true hipster theater, of course, is an extensive craft beer and cocktail list.  I've never seen so many people trying to push a stroller holding multiple glasses of bubbly at the same time.  It was like nobody let these moms (and a few dads) out of the house all week and they just broke free!  It was a fun, giggly time all-around. 

So, we are surprisingly keeping up with all the latest movies!  Nate watches them on planes during his heaps of work travel (he has an Asian country tour coming up, so I've got my work cut out for me) and I hit up hipster theaters with my kid's during nap time! 

The other excellent place to bring kids here is the horse track.  They have a ton of free activities for kids so that adults/families can fully enjoy themselves.  Pictured below is our trip to the local horse track last weekend where Isla got her face painted for the first time.


Thursday, September 1, 2016

Quidditch with Shaved Legs

Originally posted July 13, 2016

One staple of Australian culture that we had yet to witness was an Australian rules football game, known around here as just “footy.”  We recently checked out our first footy game and it was really quite exciting!

If I had to describe it, I would say it is most like a combination of rugby and quidditch.  Sure, they don’t fly on broomsticks, but the players jump insanely high and the field is an enormous oval with multiple poles at the end of each side marking multiple goals associated with various point options. The game is fast-paced and invokes punching (not throwing) the ball as well as kicking it, and lots of fast running.  Given all this, the players look to be in amazing shape and they all seem to have perfectly shaved legs, highlighted by the very short shorts they wear.

I think my favorite part of the game (other than the shaved legs and short shorts of course) was the throw-in that must be done when the ball goes out of bounds, much like in soccer.  The ref turns around with his back to the field and throws it as far as he can behind him.  It looks like some inappropriate maneuver I would do while playing H-O-R-S-E on the basketball court!  It’s a really fun game to watch, not to mention the fans!

People are very into footy and since they are also very into drinking, it makes for some very enthused and energetic cheering at the game.  So much so that they carve out a separate area of the stadium for kids/families, which turned out to be awesome for us as we could even get Isla her own seat for a really cheap family package price.  The footy games are known for having very intense fans (much like going to an Eagles game in Philadelphia). In fact, I actually was reading some footy stadium FAQs online to learn a bit more prior to the game and one of the first bullets states, “The Mexican Wave is strictly prohibited.”   Nate and I figured the Mexican wave must be a really bad kind of wave that involves punching, or maybe the last person in line getting lightly stabbed or something,  but when we looked it up, it is actually just the regular old wave I grew up doing at Orioles games.  I’d love to learn how that one got banned from footy games. We loved the game and are still learning what is even happening half the time, but will definitely return to another game soon to continue our education.

As far as other updates go, we returned home last Sunday after spending a few weeks in the US. Isla is getting to be quite a good traveler and shocks all the flight attendants with the amount of food she eats on the plane (on our leg from LA to DC, she actually ate the pilot’s meal when he didn’t want it!)  Coming back to “winter” hasn’t been too tragic – I put it in quotes because the highs are still in the 50s every day; it’s just a bit raw and windy most days.  Not too bad.

Now that Isla and all the other babies in our playgroup have turned one, there were, of course, a number of kiddie birthday events and parties, but the main event was a Friday night dinner and drinks out for all the moms without the kids.  It was the perfect way to celebrate the previous year!   While I continue the mom flirting when it seems most appropriate, I’ve also found that play dates with wine very much entice lots of moms. I’m hosting my first “Mum & Bub Happy Hour” this Thursday and am expecting a decent turnout already. Afternoon wine and cheese for adults and raisin boxes while playing in our Mountain Hardware camping tent in the living room for kids. What could be better?!


Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Back to the US, Home of the Free...Chick Fil A Sandwich!

Originally Posted June 4, 2016

On June 1, we made our first journey back to the US. During our 2 legs of the flight and 5 hour layover in LA, I kept thinking about that movie, “Snakes on a Plane.” I haven’t actually seen that movie, but given the title, I think I have the general plot line down. I thought about how, occasionally I might have preferred a few snakes to dodge on a plane rather than share my seat with a one year old. Samuel L. Jackson clearly passed up the script for “Toddlers on a Plane” as that was too scary or a movie! In all seriousness, Isla did as well as I think she could have given the length of the trip. At one point, we ordered a beef sandwich and lamb and mushroom pie thinking Isla would have some bites of at least one. Instead, she ate both complete meals. I’m sure you can imagine the poop we had to change in the airplane bathroom after that feast! We are a few days into the trip and the 14 hour time difference has made for some interesting sleeping patterns while Isla adjusts – she mostly just wants to party at 3am which means I mostly want to cry a little at 3am.

While we rave about the food in Melbourne, I must admit I can barely contain myself being back around Chipotle and Chick Fil A. I was especially ecstatic to learn that if you download the Chick Fil A app, you get a free chicken sandwich… Yes please! I made Nate’s parents stop in a mall in the middle of nowhere, WV while driving to our weekend getaway yesterday and indulged in my first Chick Fil A sandwich in 6 months. It was glorious!

We are with Nate’s whole family out at the Stonewall Jackson resort in WV, staying in a cabin on the lake. Yesterday, Nate and I saw a small advertizement for an event called the “Rush Run,” a 6 mile trail run at the resort that starts at 8am. We figured we might as well take advantage of having grandparent babysitters and do it. We went to bed at 11, and ended up awake from 3-5am with our very energetic child whose body still thinks night is day. In the morning, in our exhausted stupor, we decided to just go ahead and do the race. We walked over to the race site, paid our money, and then realized a couple things:

1. Everyone else knew each other and we were the outsiders.
2. No one else was in running clothes. They all looked ready to hike.

As it turned out, “Rush Run” was actually the name of the hiking trail and no one intended to run except us. Being the competitive souls we are, Nate leaned over to me and whispered, “I think we are going to win this thing!” (We did). It turned out to actually be about 7 miles (but it is West Virginia to be fair and I don’t think counting is really their thing) and we never saw any other people on the trails. It was still very pleasant and we enjoyed ourselves. The highlight may have actually been during the hike briefing where they let us know lots of bears are in this area and just to be aware. Then this older women wearing a Sriracha shirt yells, “Um, excuse me, what does a bear smell like?!” Um, what? Nate and I asked each other that question about every mile which kept us giggling instead of just giving up, lying down and taking a much needed nap.







Winter is Coming!

Originally posted May 16, 2016

No joke – winter is a real thing here!  It never gets too cold, but it is definitely a bit raw and windy.  We got our first real taste of the really chilly morning and evening temperatures when we went to Tasmania over ANZAC Day weekend the last weekend in April (similar to Memorial Day). This was also Isla’s 1st birthday weekend.  (She just kept asking for a trip for her 1st birthday, so we gave in.) Thank goodness there are so many sheep in Tasmania whose wool is turned into warm clothing - Isla and I both had to buy locally knitted hats to keep warm at the market in Hobart when it was in the 40s that morning!  It was a wonderful 4 day trip!  We saw the historic sites, ate tons of local seafood, checked out the markets, went to one of the national parks, and went to an island off the main island, called Bruny.  Tasmania has so many little strips of land that are literally feet wide with water on either side which makes for some crazy scenery. They call these narrow little land strips, “isthmuses.”  I tried over and over and still can’t pronounce this word without putting too much emphasis on the “th” sound and drooling a little.  I’ll keep practicing. They are beautiful little areas though!  Tasmania is only an hour flight from Melbourne and on the way home, the flight attendant did her usual announcement about food and complimentary beverages and then added, “plus it’s Anzac Day so we’ll give you complimentary alcoholic drinks too.”  I love Australia.



When we returned from Tassie, we had a week straight of beautifully warm fall weather and then it really got cold, windy, and rainy for a while.  Ugh…winter.  For a week or two I wore sweatpants and slippers a bit more, around the house at first, but then I figured no one at storytime at the library would care if I had sweatpants on, then the grocery store…put simply, I got lazy and cozy.   Lazy and cozy was fun for a little while, but it’s just not me. I decided I needed to do something, something to get me out of a funk and back to normal.  A month earlier, I’d been toying around with signing up for another big race.  This past weekend I revisited the idea but continued to flip flop on it.  Finally, Nate told me to “stop being a sissy and just do it already.”  Clearly, this man knows me better than anyone because that’s all it took.  On Mother’s Day, I had a few celebratory mimosas for some liquid courage and registered for Ironman Western Australia!

Ironman races are particularly interesting because you have to train in order to start training.  The race is Dec 4th.  Pre-training started today; actual training starts July 11th. I swam outside today and caught a glimpse of the lifeguard as I took a breath after a flip turn. He was wearing a down coat and a winter hat.  I thought for the first time the thought that will inevitably go through my mind 200 times between now and December: “WTF am I doing?!”  20 minutes later while chugging along in the pool still, I decided that given the location the race, which is 2 hours south of Perth (aka shark heaven) I should probably also figure out how to work shark-punching lessons into the training plan!
Nate and I always find that doing intense training together, but a bit staggered, works best for us.  He has registered for Ironman Port Macquarie (north of Sydney) which is in May 2017.  We are mental gearing up, physically gearing up (the credit card bills when you’re buying tri gear are painful to look at!), and getting excited for the experience!  Between the ironman training and our 1 year old’s affinity for smoked salmon and blue cheese, the grocery bills are about to get out of hand!


Almost Murdered By a Kangaroo!

Originally posted May 14, 2016

The title of this blog sounds scary, and it certainly was a bit scary…but also one of the wildest things I’ve ever witnessed!   On April 16th, Nate and I did “The Great Ocean Bike Ride,” a 145K (about 90 miles) ride that starts in the surf town of Torquay, winds up into the mountains inland, and then back down the mountain side down to the ocean and loops back along the ocean road.  I vaguely recalled that the last time I trained for and biked 90 miles that it hurt quite a bit.  Without training, this was quite a painful experience!  After about 3 hours of riding, my upper legs were just aching and felt like they were on fire as we pulled into the aid station.  Then I looked up and was delighted too see massive boxes of cake – Nate and I each ate 4 pieces of cake, some Tasmanian apples and bananas. I’m pretty sure nothing ever tasted so good.  After that point began the “mountain section” of the race and it started to downpour as we got above the clouds.  I should have eaten six pieces of cake…

Anyway, back to the kangaroo murder.  The first couple hours of the ride went through beautiful and slightly poop-smelling farm country – open fields and rolling hills as far as the eye could see.  We did the race with another couple and the wife was riding ahead with me while the guys followed.  Behind us, I heard Nate’s voice yell, “Hey, watch out!”  By the time I looked up, all I saw was this massive brown kangaroo in the air in front of me.  I braked hard and saw him touch down in the center line of the road, only to pounce back up into the air, clearing the remainder of the road as well as the fence on the side of the road and go bounding off into the field.  Holy crap, I’ve never seen anything like that before!  I kept thinking how neat it was until our friend pointed out that if I was riding about 3 seconds faster, that thing could have killed me (not quite as cool…) I like to think I would have just been injured, but what an awkward way to go that would have been.  Wow. So that, followed by cake, were the highlights of the day, for sure!  The whole ride with some stops here and there took about 7 hours.  I must say, we certainly needed our hot tub that night!  This is one feature of our rental property we use quite regularly and have decided, without question, that when we return to the states, we’ll be purchasing a hot tub for our house there.

Not too “hop” around too much, but I have to share one of my favorite photos of living here so far while on the topic of kangaroos.  Isla absolutely loves animals – her first word after mom and dad was dog, which she pronounces, “GOG” with quite a bit of emphasis on the initial “g.”  I take her to our local dog park almost every day where she runs as fast as she can, pointing and yelling “Gog, Gog, Gog!”  I am keenly aware I am the only person who A. Brings a small child to a dog park and B. Did not bring a dog to the dog park, so I occasionally call out a fake dog’s name (“Hey, Dinosaur, come!) and look around as if I just can’t believe my dog has run off again, and sometimes I have light conversations with the actual dog owners, some of whom now know Isla by name.
Anyway, the girl loves animals, so we were ecstatic with the amount of wildlife running around when we went to Wilson’s Promontory, a national park at the southernmost tip of Australia. There were enormous emus running around, some wombats, wallabies, and kangaroos everywhere you turned while hiking.  It wasn’t until this trip that we realized Isla thinks all furry animals are dogs.  We watched the really fat gog crossing the road (a wombat) and Isla was certainly faster than him, so we had to hold her back!  Then we went bushwalking (I think this is mostly just the term for hiking here) and there were tons of kangaroos hopping, eating, etc.  The below photo was taken when Isla had an absolute melt down because we wouldn’t let her pet the wild “gog” behind her.  Poor baby…first we made you move to another country away from all your friends and now this!




No Rules, Just Right

Originally posted April 29, 2016

I feel compelled to confirm what you may already have suspected:  Outback Steakhouse is in no way a representation of Australia.  The one exception is the first part of their slogan, as there often seems to be no rules at all here.  I was again reminded of this when we just got our cars.  We had arranged months ago to get a mini-van (perfect for visitors and triathlons) and a small car, which turned out to be a civic.  After hearing every week for 4 months that the cars would arrive “soon,” (because why would you work for more than 5 hours a day and complete your work at the car dealership when it’s a lovely summer day out?!) we were in a bit of disbelief when Honda called and said they had our cars last week.  The van was available first and Nate asked them to drop it off to him at his office.  At the predetermined time, Nate came downstairs to the street level, looked across the street and spotted a guy with a Honda Odyssey.  As he crossed the street, Nate did the “man head nod” to the guy and the said, “Hi, I think you’ve got my car.”  The man smiled and exclaimed, “Oh, brilliant!” and proceeded hand Nate the keys and then sealed the deal by telling him to have a nice day, then left.  It wasn’t until later that we realized Nate didn’t sign any piece of paper stating he got the car, nor did he receive any registration for it.  We are pretty sure anyone on the street could have just told the Honda guy they wanted the van and he would have given it to them!  After recalling this chain of events to me, I was excited to see what happened when they brought me the civic the next day.  The exact same thing happened. Jasper, the Honda representative asked if I was Ashley and handed me keys.   We did learn later than all registrations are electronic so that wasn’t an issue, but the casualness and lack of official documentation for the process was just mind blowing!

The other recent activity that made us realize just how few rules there really are was a dolphin swim excursion.  The Mornington Peninsula, a 1-1.5 hour drive from Melbourne is a magical area filled with fruit orchards, award winning wineries, precious towns with great beaches, and hot springs.  At the very tip of the peninsula is a town called Sorrento and then a national park that goes to the very end of the land with excellent walking tracks.  We heard you could swim with dolphins off boats near Sorrento and originally were pleased with the vision of a Seaworld-like encounter where the trainer lets you pet the dolphin who is barely considered wild anymore.  The logistics of what we actually did blew us out of the water (pun intended).  In the water surrounding the peninsula, there are about 100 bottlenose dolphins, but a unique species to the area.  They are quite large and, as we learned, extremely playful.  The boat trip went like this:

We arrived at the pier at sunrise where two crew members, Theo and Jess, handed you a wetsuit in exchange for cash or a credit card payment (no waivers, no documents, just a zip lock bag of cash).  We boarded a small boat with no actual seats.  You just grabbed your snorkel and plopped down on the front or back deck to watch the sun come up.  Theo explained to us how this was going to work and what to expect.  Once we got out into the water and the captain saw dolphins jumping in the distance, he yelled for everyone to get ready.  The back of the boat had a platform that lifted up and down, much like a moving truck has on the back.  The 4 self-declared “strongest swimmers” sat on the edge of the platform while the next 4 people stood on it behind them (like an elementary school class photo, except with lots of shivering and anticipation!)  Then 2 ropes with buoys on them were released to float behind each side of the boat.  The captain kept up at full speed as the platform was now lowered to the same level as the water, so the front row of peoples’ legs were dangling in the water.  Within minutes, the waters were swarming with dolphins jumping everywhere.  Theo yelled, “GO, GO, NOW, GET IN!”  We did as we were instructed, to jump in, holding onto a rope immediately as the current was incredibly strong, and the swimmers spread out along the rope.  Nate and I agreed this was no joke – neither of us had ever felt a current so strong.  You actually needed to hang on to that rope!  So, you are swaying around in the current on the rope, looking down into the deep turquois water, watching the dolphins swim around and play just beneath you.  It was amazing.  Nate and I had taken Isla along, so we took turns jumping in and swimming with dolphins and alternated holding her and watching them jump around at the water’s surface.  You then got to repeat this processes with seals who were also cute, but definitely a bit more smelly!  What a freeing experience though!

The other Sorrento highlight had to have been the Asian noodle bistro we ate at the night prior. It had excellent food and live music, but this live music may have been the worst singer we have ever heard…think American Idol reject reel so bad that you think someone must have double-dared them to try out.  We couldn’t believe they were letting this guy play.  Nate and I were trying to keep a straight face while our likely also tone-deaf daughter stared and danced the entire time.  We think she loved the music, which made us think this may just a be a preview of some godawful band she is going to like when she is 13 and we have to draw straws for which one of us takes her to their concert.  We’d love to keep exposing her to some good music, but that is no easy feat in this country!  I think even my usual Pandora station tried to pull a fast one on me and play that Tracy Chapman Fast Car re-mix again.  Thumbs Down, Pandora.  And you should have known better.
In other news, we had our first visitors!  My parents came for 9 days at the end of March and we had a blast showing them the sites and trying out a few new experiences as well.  In short:

- My Dad reported after the flight that he has never in his life felt so “airporty”
- They came to adore brekky here as well as the flat whites.
- We realized we must have really gotten used to high winds very often, because they were “blown away” by how windy it is most days here.
- Together, we had quite a lot of wildlife interactions including front row seats for all those precious little penguins exiting the ocean and coming up onto land on Phillip Island after being out fishing at dusk.  This was a freezing cold, super windy 8pm activity, but those little guys are so cute and we were so close, we wanted to just scoop one of them up and take it home!
- On our way back from the Great Ocean Road, we passed Bell’s Beach, where the RipCurl World Surfing Competition was going on.  We made it in time to see the last heat of the day and hang out for a bit.  It seemed like a really neat event that we plan to attend more fully next year.  In the true Aussie spirit of everyone getting a fair opportunity to attend big events, the world championships cost a whopping $10 to attend and $2 to park.  As we were leaving the competition, we looked up on the hill in the distance and noticed a huge pack of kangaroos just chilling on the hillside – a perfect way to end the week!

Children's Animal Books Are Not Reliable

Originally Posted Feb 29, 2016

For the first few months we’ve been here, even with Nate working a ton and us setting up our lives in a new area, it has still very much felt like a long vacation.  It wasn’t until last week that I looked down at the toilet in the bathroom of our house and thought, “Ugh, someone should clean that” and then it dawned on me that this “someone” was me.  Nothing like a dirty toilet to “plunge” you back into reality! So I begrudgingly cleaned the toilet and did a few other chores all in one afternoon so I could go back to my vacation mindset as quickly as possible.  Many elements of our time here still resemble a vacation, so we do need to work on toning down things like how much we buy coffee instead of making it (way easier said than done once you’ve experienced a Melbourne flat white!), drinking slightly less wine (just kidding, I’m not changing this), and slightly less splurging on activities and meals out.

We both have vacation habits in the area of personal hygiene that have continued as well.  For Nate, most nights he goes in the hot tub in lieu of a shower (who needs soap when you have ridiculously hot water?) and for me, I don’t floss much. I’ve never flossed on vacation as my general approach to vacation is to only do things I enjoy and find relaxing. (Frankly, I’d rather get a couple cavities filled across 1 hour annually at the dentist than floss every day!) Don’t worry though – we are still generally clean and tidy human beings and we hope this doesn’t keep you from visiting!
As our multi-year semi-vacation continues, every now and then something new or different pops up out of nowhere and reminds us we are a far way from Pennsylvania.  Not long ago, we were enjoying some dinner out on our back patio when we realized we had a visitor.  The patio is surrounded by trees and shrubs which gives it a very tranquil ambiance…until you see a pair of eyes looking at you from the trees above!  We noticed a mysterious creature staring down at us just after it got dark.  The next 5 minutes of conversation went like this:

Nate:  Aaaahhh, what is that?!
Me: I don’t know but it’s definitely not a snake so I’m not too worried.
I should mention we hung out with some of the world’s deadliest snakes earlier that day at a local sanctuary.
Nate:  I don’t have my contacts in. Does it look bad?!  I really can’t see so you are going to have to get closer and tell me what it is!
Me:  Okay, (stepping a bit closer) it is about the size of a large rabbit, has very round, big ears and actually looks quite cute, but I’ve never seen one of these before!  But, wait…I think I recognize this from one of Isla’s books from the library!  

I ran inside to grab a couple of books from our local library including classics like, “E is For Echidna” and “Once I Heard a Little Wombat.”  As we furiously scanned through the pages of the board books, we read carefully about Bilbys (apparently they like to “scratch, scratch, scratch”) and sugar gliders who we thought looked very similar to our mystery animal!  Nate quickly turned to me and goes, “wait a minute, so this guy can fly?!”  My eyes lit up as I would have loved to see this thing fly out of the tree.  We debated this for a while and then finally concluded, of all animals in the book, this thing most closely resembled a sugar glider.  Way cool, we agreed.  The only remaining question was, how aggressively should we try to frighten it, hoping it takes flight out of the tree?  (It didn’t fly for us.)  A few days later, a friend informed us the creature was actually just a stupid possum and that they are everywhere around here.  They are cuter than American possums, but unfortunately do not fly, and have turned out to be little jerks who just run around our front and back patios and poop everywhere.  Half my day is spent trying to keep Isla from snacking on possum poop (part of her complete diet which also consists of sand from the beach and woodchips from the playground).  I think we liked it better when we thought this was a sugar glider!  We are considering obtaining some actual reference books or maybe even an Aussie animal app for our phones, if such a thing exists, for future wildlife encounters.

We are officially 3 months into our time here!  Housing – check, sea shipment – check, car – sort of a check (this is a long story but we have a rental car and a lot of bikes, so we are okay), bank accounts & credit cards – check.  Next on the list?  We could use some friends.  Nothing will replace our amazing friends in the US, but we’d like to add some fine guys and gals with cool accents to our friend circle to socialize with in our time here.  We’ve got a built-in network of Nate’s colleagues, especially fellow ex-pats who are from the Philly area, and I’ve been very pleasantly surprised by the awesomeness of the “mum and bub” societal structures here:  

In short, when you are a new mom, you go through your town/city council to register for a playgroup so that as soon as you have a baby, you are instantly hanging out with other moms in the exact same place in life.  There is no set agenda or parenting method that brings the group together, just location and timing.  I hopped into a group in our town of all first time moms all with a babies within 2 months of one another.  The group was already incredibly close (as you would suspect since they’ve been hanging out together weekly since the bubs were all 1 week old).  We can all walk from our respective houses to the play facility and do so at least weekly to hang out, let the babies go nuts together, chat, and of course, have coffee or tea.  Nearly all the moms are going back to work, if they have not already, but do so when the babies are between 7 months and 1 year old and they ALL ago back 2-3 days a week.  It is a very cool social norm here, not the exception, so people do feel a very nice sense of balance going back to work.  This also means we can all still get together on Fridays easily.  This group has been great and limits the amount of what I’ll call “mom flirting” I have to do at the park.  Now, I haven’t dated…well…ever, but I think making other new mom friends is pretty similar to being single after college.  Mom flirting, as I refer to it,  goes something like this:

While at the playground with Isla, I see another mom who looks to be my age with a kid who looks to be about my kid’s age.  I debate starting up a casual conversation and eventually do so when I help her kid who just fell over (again).  We compare ages of babies and who’s eaten more wood chips and then I notice she’s in work out clothes – sweet, I think.  Maybe we could be friends and even work out together. Maybe she does triathlons!?  She also has good hair…I’ll need her salon’s number.  I like this chick… How do I become friends without being creepy? Should I ask for her phone number so we can get together?  Then I am elated when she asks for my number -yeessss!  We’re getting together next week.  Maybe she’ll be my new friend!  And then I walk home from the park with butterflies in my stomach.  Like I said, pretty close to dating, I think!   I met a friend at gymbaroo class this way last month.  We are hanging out for the third time next week…it’s getting pretty serious.

Other miscellaneous updates include:
  • Last weekend it was my turn to do a triathlon and Nate’s turn to cheer with Isla.  As was the case in Nate’s race, people take their training and racing very seriously, which means my bike might as well be a huffy compared to the other racers and I get punched a fair amount during the swim (quite the change-up as I must admit I’m usually the pushy one in the water at the start of the race!)  It was a beautiful day and a great race.  Every triathlon here also has a mini kids triathlon so they can launch the little ones into fierce competition early.  This is the most adorable / scary thing ever to watch. The kids are intense (the race includes an ocean swim for them too) and so impressive.  Some parents are calmly cheering while others are screaming out split times and telling at the kids to hurry the heck up tying their running shoes in transition.  I think Isla’s been taking careful mental notes so she’ll be ready soon.
  • This past weekend, Isla and I hopped onto one of Nate’s now very frequent business trips to Sydney and we enjoyed a long weekend exploring the major sites and beaches.  There is quite the rivalry between Melbourne and Sydney – everyone seems to think their city is, hands down, the best one.  We’re still loving Melbourne, but Sydney is also wonderful!  We look forward to more regular trips there as it is a quick hour and fifteen minute flight.

That Brand New Tracy Chapman Song...From 1988!

Originally Posted Feb 7, 2016

In many ways, we’ve found Australia to be extremely accessible and welcoming, but there have certainly been a few challenges finding/getting what we need, as well as some eye-opening cultural moments.  There are several very interesting differences that we are still adjusting to:

Let’s start with music. I am baffled by two things.  1. The glacial pace by which new music makes its way here from the US (and timing of its popularity) and 2. Just about everything about locally produced music.  US films open here at the same time they open in the US. We recently saw the new James Bond movie and hope to catch Mockingjay while it is still in theaters. Yet, most of the music on the radio is from 10+ years ago and is treated as “new.” Today I heard a bit of Prince while driving (not complaining about that!) The exception seems to be only if a popular artist has recently toured here, as is the case with Taylor Swift, whose new songs are played from time to time. What the radio stations here seem to get extremely pumped about, to the point where a song is played nonstop, is a re-make. This is currently the case with Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car.” This is a pretty somber but catchy tune from 1988. Recently someone took this song, added a stronger bass and sped up the pace, and boom! It has got to be he most popular, most played song here! I hear it on the radio, at restaurants, and at the gym – people are all over this remake that sounds nearly identical to the original. They even played it while we “summited a hill and went into a sprint” at cycling class.

As for the locally produced music? Well, it’s not great, but everyone seems to know it well. My favorite was last month when we had one of those 105+ degree days, the radio DJ says, “On this stifling hot day, there’s really only one artist we want to hear and you know who I mean! Here’s… ICE BOX!” The ice box tune left a lot to be desired. There’s a reason the best thing to listen to is Tracy Chapman’s song from 1988 with an expedited beat!  I think I’ll be using Pandora a good bit while we live here.

Moving on to athletics: I have previously alluded to the impressive athletes we’ve come in contact with. Couple this dedication to sports and training with a culture much less concerned about lawsuits (no joke – we took a flying trapeze lesson 2 weeks ago and didn’t even sign a waiver!) and things like cycling class start to feel quite different. I’ve taken a lot of cycling classes around the US and while they are quite diverse and instructor-dependent, some common these are:

- “This is YOUR workout – you decide how hard to push it.”
- “Drink plenty of water the entire class!”
- “If you don’t feel well, raise your hand immediately.”

So far, my favorite quotes from the Australian instructors at my gym have been:

- “Don’t THINK about it, Just do it!”
- “Just hurry up and quickly have a LITTLE BIT of water!”
- “The best way not to throw up is to keep pedaling!”

Needless to say, I’m getting in pretty good shape, but am probably dehydrated frequently. Oh, and a number of you have asked some follow up questions on my open water swim blog post from a few weeks ago. I have yet to join another Saturday swim (I’ve been sure to have plans for my Saturdays recently…) but I am on the group text so I get updates like “hi all, meet at the pier at 6:45am tomorrow to do a 20K swim.” 20K – OH MY GOD! That is over 12 miles! The Ironman swim is only 2.4 miles and that took me an hour and 15 minutes. Granted, these guys are faster, but they must be out there swimming for 4-6 hours! I remain intrigued, but will not be joining on the days they swim for 4+ hours.

Groceries: One of the biggest cultural shocks that you can experience in any foreign country is grocery shopping. The first true full-on grocery trip here took me 2 hours. By the end of it, Isla was losing it, I was losing it, and as I finally breathed a sign of relief loading up the “boot” of the car, I walked up to get in the driver’s seat only to find I had just sat in the passenger’s seat on the left. “Ugh, I made it through all of that and now I have to drive on the other side!” (I should mention this also was my first day driving here). I’d spent $180 Australian dollars, unpacked the groceries at home, and the fridge and pantry still looked empty. That was a rough morning all around. Fast forward a few weeks, and our grocery trips have become much more productive and I only mess up and drive on the wrong side of the road about once a week (I think this is excellent progress, but Nate does not quite see it this way.)

Grocery stores are certainly different though! To start, the range in prices on items is massive as anything grown here is cheap and if not, it’s massively expensive due to importation costs. Then, lots of items have different names. I must have searched 30 minutes for breadcrumbs (they are not in the baking isle) and I eventually learned they are called “krummies” and they are near the dried fruits. Who knew? The most entertaining part of the store to me, aside from that “Liquor Land” is in every grocery store of course, is the meat section. There is lots of beef and pork, an entire kangaroo meat section, yet almost no chicken and turkey. Good thing the beef is really tasty! They must not have their grocery operations down to quite the science that a place like Wegmans in the US does though because there is always a “quick sale” on lots of nearly expired packages of meat, essentially selling packages for half price or less. I find this to be slightly disturbing, but mostly economical so I cook this “dangerously close to expired” meat for many of our dinners. No illness to report yet, so it seems like a sound strategy! I must admit that the first time I bought quick sale meat, I ran in the door and told Nate I had just bought this awesome chicken on a huge sale that didn’t even expire until February 1st! He took a look and muttered, “oh jeez, Ashley.” Yup, forgot about those damn backward dates again. The chicken expired the day before, on January 2. I am proud to say I’ve been error free since that incident on January 3.

Conversions: We have done a reasonably good job, I think, adjusting to the weather and oven being in Celsius, and the transition to kilometers is pretty easy, but the one that I just can’t wrap my head around is weight. Kilograms are tricky. I went to Isla’s 8 month nurse visit here in January and she weighed just under 8000 grams. I stared at the nurse as she was moved on to talking about sunscreen, and I had to ask her to please pause for a minute while I thought about how many pounds my child weighed. I thought and thought (I’m not sure what about as I don’t even know what the conversion rate is) but finally I apologized, got out my phone and used google conversions. 17.5 pounds…cool…now what about sunscreen? This pound-kilogram conversion also makes he deli counter a challenge. While a pound of meat makes sense for us for the week, a kilogram is way too much meat! After a couple errors, I decided I would just always order deli meat in dollars (i.e. – I order $8 worth of meat) and order my cheese in the number of slices I want. They find my dollar order amusing, but look like they want to smack me when I request 11 slices of cheese. I usually try to make Isla do something cute like wave to them and clap her hands so I don’t seem like such a pain in the ass.

Aside from all these truly minor, mostly amusing differences we are adjusting to, there are some very interesting cultural differences that I don’t think we would have fully picked up on or even understood without spending a lot of time here. Australia is a capitalist society, but one that believes strongly in people being on equal ground and that everyone gets a “fair shake.” This plays out in a few different ways. It actually makes the hierarchical structure at Nate’s job feel quite different as the relationship between supervisors and direct reports is much more informal (in fact, I highly doubt they even use the terms, “supervisor” or “direct reports!”) The two examples I’ve witnessed directly are in cabs and at sporting events. In cabs here, it is expected that a passenger sits in the front seat and chats with the driver as opposed to sitting in the back with a chauffeur.

Even without a lot of money in this country, you can attend some really good events! In watching the Super Bowl highlights so far, I realized that in order to attend this sporting event in the US, you really have to be quite well off financially. Yet, you can buy a grounds pass to the Australian Open here and get to see some of the top tennis matches (that is, if you choose to forego the beer garden). We bought grounds passes for the middle Saturday of the tournament for only about $30 and got great seats in the arena to watch John Isner play Felicio Lopez! I kept thinking that this would have costed us $300 a ticket anywhere else!

I asked Nate what other things feel drastically different here that I should include in this blog post, and he wouldn’t stop going on and on about Tim Tams! In short, Tim Tams are a wonderfully delicious chocolate-bar like dessert with a great balance of fudginess and crunchiness. We’ll bring some home with us in June, and all visitors here will certainly be treated to them!